Mama's New Look

I found the scissors!
Ok
Now in front of the mirror
Look and stay
And SNAP
She is on my back
I bounce
OH
what a dunce!
I cut too much
now it's a weird
homemade sluntch..

I imagine
They might laugh a bit
pat my shoulder
And I'll explain this shit
happened as she was on my back
Like that and whack......

But then
No one said a verse
And thats worse

And so I disappear..



You know those nightmares where you're naked and everyone laughs and points ..

Now in my late thirties
The same dream just worse

Nobody points